Thursday, October 2, 2008

answer the fucking question, bitch.

i was gonna write a post about takin' mom to buy new underwear, but then i listened to the VP debate and i'm here to tell ya...


That is the last time i will ever say or write, "gonna," say or write, "ya," or say or write a gerund with a dropped *g.*

In addition, I will do my best to answer the question asked.

(there is nothinG beyond the jump. so don't yOU even bother lookinG. i'm GOING to bed. my stomach aches.)

14 comments:

Chris said...

I love that you used the words "bitch" and "gerund" in the same post.

cornbread hell said...

hahahaha. i needed that.

KarmaSartre said...

Is that you in the two blue scarves? You could be a model in a Faces-and-Hands drawing class, if you ever need work, and assuming you have hands.

I would like to send you something to help you understand the language you heard. Your friend wendy the estivator has it in her "email from KSartre" or her "trash" mailbox. Ask her to forward it why doncha...or as we say in Alaska, Putin a request.

cornbread hell said...

karmasartre, do you mean the black and blue scarf the lovely josephine knitted for me? are you referring to the picture showing my left hand? er,uh...thanks.

i'll ask wendy for the email. are you really from alaska? my son was up there last week.
p.s. don't vote for ted stevens.

SKYGIRL said...

OPPPSSSS! You dropped the "F" word Rick! Biden was chewing his tonque too, and so was I, but you know why? He HAD to, and he did great, and guess what? WE WON! 51%/38%!

I watched from home, because my mentor, said if we were in public, we couldn't curse at the T.V. screen. I wasn't sure I could make any promises!!!

cornbread hell said...

and i'm pretty sure the other 11% were too busy cursing to respond to that poll.

#*^%&*#!

¸.•*´)ღ¸.•*´Chris said...

Personally I would like to hear about the shopping trip for new underpants. Find anything good?

cornbread hell said...

a 5-pack of size 24 cotton panties for 25 bucks!
and an 8-pack of 8 ounce diet cokes.

she's a happy lady.

how's it goinG chris?

J said...

I get a bit nauseated when I try to listen to any politician. The evading of question in an effort to kiss everybodies butt, the mud slinging like bratty kids on a playground, not to mention the promises that are never kept.
Rick, the way you felt after the debate is how I generaly feel with anything involving politicians. I think the majority of Americans feel this way. Sad.

cornbread hell said...

it is sad. but true.

it's probably also sad that the "hell" category of this blog consists of posts about politics.

:: supermom :: said...

yes, me too! i'd love to here about the shopping trip as well :)

cornbread hell said...

well, i thought it so easy this time, but alas...
the continuing saga of the underpants seems to just go on and on. and on.

*maybe* i'll blog a happy ending soon?

¸.•*´)ღ¸.•*´Chris said...

Gee wizz, I only spend around $6.50 for my undies at Walmart (I'm cheap that way) Sometimes I get lucky and get a bonus "extra" pair for a total of 6. Yippee!

I'm working my tail off and can't wait for the club to close for the winter so I can take a layoff. Can we say "slacker"?

cornbread hell said...

chris, truth be known, i took those back. my sister's mailing the *correct* undies.

and i will Never again even Attempt a shopping trip.